Slow Shipping, Slow Sales

The possible slow start of this coming shipping season has me very worried.  It's bad enough that some ships, for reasons of their own, want to refuse to let be aboard, but it could be there won't be enough of a market for my cakes.  I may have to resort to selling to boatnerds.  You might catch me at some gatherings this year.  I will start with Opening Day at the Soo Locks.  But then, if those ships are traveling in as much ice as last year, they'll be slower, and I'll be able to sneak, I mean climb, aboard.  After all, no cake sales, no Trenary Toast, no cola-colored beverages, a real economic disaster if there ever was one.